...Your children are truly stoked to wear red ear muffs in preparation for the monster truck rally.
...You're 3-year old son manages to spill 20 oz of orange soda down his pants at the monster truck rally.
...You're 3-year old son manages to spill several ounces of orange soda on the nice lady enjoying the monster truck rally in front of him.
...You're willing to spend $10 / child to ride on the monster truck "thunder"...only to get plastered with mud...kids squealing the entire time.
...You're willing to get off work early to head to the local Town-pump to get your monster truck tickets ahead of time (just in case they sell out!).
...You're willing to convince your daughter that fixed hair is optional when going to a monster truck rally (you've got to fit in!).
...You've managed to trick your children into believing that your rendition of 12-Stone's "Lie to Me" is the best there ever was...and the louder you sing...the better it gets.
...You think a child to parent ratio of 5 : 1 is going to be fun! (what could go wrong...right?)
...Your children run into the house in shear excitment thinking that they have officially been to the greatest event of thier life.
