...Your children are truly stoked to wear red ear muffs in preparation for the monster truck rally.
...You're 3-year old son manages to spill 20 oz of orange soda down his pants at the monster truck rally.
...You're 3-year old son manages to spill several ounces of orange soda on the nice lady enjoying the monster truck rally in front of him.
...You're willing to spend $10 / child to ride on the monster truck "thunder"...only to get plastered with mud...kids squealing the entire time.
...You're willing to get off work early to head to the local Town-pump to get your monster truck tickets ahead of time (just in case they sell out!).
...You're willing to convince your daughter that fixed hair is optional when going to a monster truck rally (you've got to fit in!).
...You've managed to trick your children into believing that your rendition of 12-Stone's "Lie to Me" is the best there ever was...and the louder you sing...the better it gets.
...You think a child to parent ratio of 5 : 1 is going to be fun! (what could go wrong...right?)
...Your children run into the house in shear excitment thinking that they have officially been to the greatest event of thier life.
3 comments:
Good times, good times for sure!
That is awesome. I want to go next time. Let me know a week in advance so I won't need to deal with baths or cleaning up for that week, so we can be sure to fit in.
~Jayne
See, we just leave our kids at home where it's boring and we go and spill pop on people and get obnoxious. Creation 08 here we come!! Panheads for Skillet!!
-Garren
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